"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"
"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."
Amy and Rory in “The Girl Who Waited” (requested by cryingdanny)
Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
is that john green
That’s John Green.
what do boxes breath
i stand corrected
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
Someone wrote Sugar, were going down swinging on the bathroom wall in blood and now our school is on lockdown omfg
THE POLICE ARE HERE OMFG
There is this girl laughing her ass off in the corner of my classroom. I wonder if she…
I just made a new friend
this looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs
which one do u most relate to